On behalf of hedge fund managers, financial services CEOs and other Masters of the Universe, I wish to publicly protest the injustice of this Hallmark Greeting card holiday called 'mother's day'.
Why doesn't the public celebrate Mother Fucker's Day?
Yes, the financial elite has captured the commanding heights inside the Beltway. Yes, we have secured the better part of a trillion dollars to support our equity, and God knows how much more for the preferred, the debtholders, the counter-parties, and the control group. But how much respect, how much affection, has accompanied that niggardly acknowledgement of just how necessary financial oxygen is for the morons to keep on breathing.
We want the morons to worship us as infants worship their mothers. Suck on this!
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